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chuck norris only has 2 speeds, walk and kill
 


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Chuck Norris is helpless to prevent me from moving this thread to entertainment where it belongs

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AllanD or another mod should consolidate all these threads into one super thread:icon_thumby:
 

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One more thing...the Chuckster can spit out more then he or anybody else can chew!!! lol


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Diamond is the second-hardest substance. The Toughest is Chuck Norris's ab's.
 

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some people ask for a kleenex when they sneeze, chuck norris asks for a body bag.

chuck norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks
 
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chuck norris let the dogs out
 

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chuck norris CAN believe its not butter

macguyver can build a plane out of chewing gum and paper clips, but chuck norris can roundhouse kick his head through a wall and take it.
 

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Chuck norris doesn't swim, he beats the sh*t outta the water till it takes him where he wants to go.
 

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when chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push his body up, he pushes the earth down
 

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When Chuck Norris wants a Turbo Charger, he just exhales into the tube!

 

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That's all.
 

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chuck norris got the nurse pregnat while he was born
 

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kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right leg

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