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Old 04-02-2010, 12:57 AM   #1
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:01 AM   #2
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:06 AM   #3
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:15 AM   #4
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:43 AM   #5
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:57 AM   #6
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Old 04-02-2010, 06:08 AM   #7
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Old 04-02-2010, 06:45 AM   #8
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Old 04-02-2010, 08:11 AM   #10
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Old 04-02-2010, 08:47 AM   #11
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Chuck Norris is so Cool he doesn't have to memorize a script, he can just read from the teleprompter! And I bet he drives a first gen! LOL
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