Chuck Norris Facts

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Chuck Norris knows every word in the dictionary, except 'mercy'.

 

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Chuck Norris's Dick has a dick, and its bigger than yours...

 

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Chuck Norris has muscles in his shit

 

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Chuck Norris is so powerful that the simple mention of his name can ruin any conversation or thread.

 

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Chuck Norris already has a thread here somewhere

 

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Don't mess with the Chuckster!!! He has the IQ of a fried clam!!!!!


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Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

 

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.[/QUOTE]



LOL

 

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Chuck Norris is the Stig.

 

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When the Apoclypse comes, they'll be two things left: Chuck Norris & a Ford Ranger!

 

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Chuck Norris is so Cool he doesn't have to memorize a script, he can just read from the teleprompter! And I bet he drives a first gen! LOL

 

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost.

 

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Chuck Norris had a job as a paper boy when he was young, there were no survivors.

 

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Chuck Norris is helpless to prevent me from moving this thread to entertainment where it belongs

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