Chuck Norris Facts - Page 2

**Sunk** · 04-02-2010, 09:17 AM

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost.

Colin · 04-02-2010, 09:22 AM

Chuck Norris had a job as a paper boy when he was young, there were no survivors.

**AllanD** · 04-02-2010, 09:46 AM

Chuck Norris is helpless to prevent me from moving this thread to entertainment where it belongs

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Ranger Sport Honduras · 04-02-2010, 10:47 AM

chuck norris is my homeboy

chuck norris only has 2 speeds, walk and kill

**mn_smokeater** · 04-02-2010, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllanD

Chuck Norris is helpless to prevent me from moving this thread to entertainment where it belongs

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AllanD or another mod should consolidate all these threads into one super thread

**straycat** · 04-02-2010, 01:13 PM

One more thing...the Chuckster can spit out more then he or anybody else can chew!!! lol

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Hopman · 04-02-2010, 01:40 PM

Diamond is the second-hardest substance. The Toughest is Chuck Norris's ab's.

Ranger Sport Honduras · 04-02-2010, 02:25 PM

some people ask for a kleenex when they sneeze, chuck norris asks for a body bag.

chuck norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks

red93terror · 04-02-2010, 03:12 PM

chuck norris let the dogs out

Ranger Sport Honduras · 04-02-2010, 03:28 PM

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter

macguyver can build a plane out of chewing gum and paper clips, but chuck norris can roundhouse kick his head through a wall and take it.

bcost882 · 04-02-2010, 03:38 PM

Chuck norris doesn't swim, he beats the sh*t outta the water till it takes him where he wants to go.

Ranger Sport Honduras · 04-02-2010, 06:15 PM

when chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push his body up, he pushes the earth down

04-02-2010, 09:22 AM	#14
Colin Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Barrie ON Canada Year: 1998 Make: MAZDA Model: B4000 SX 4X4 Engine: 4.0L Class: 4x4 Used For: Truck Stuff Posts: 2,916 Rep Power: 31 iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris had a job as a paper boy when he was young, there were no survivors. __________________ Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it."
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04-02-2010, 09:46 AM	#15
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04-02-2010, 10:47 AM	#16
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04-02-2010, 01:13 PM	#18
straycat Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Year: 99, 02 and 06 Make: Ford /Jeeps/Etc Model: 99 Ranger 4.0L 2wd 33x12.5 KO tires. Grand Cherokee 4x4 4.0L Wrangler X 5.7 Hemi 87 Samurai 4x4 Used For: DD and trail rides Posts: 5,008 Rep Power: 29 iTrader: (1)	One more thing...the Chuckster can spit out more then he or anybody else can chew!!! lol Straycat __________________ Straycat 99 Ranger XLT 4 door Supercab lifted 2wd 33x12.5x15 KO's on 15x8 AR polished rims Spare 33 KO mounted flat in bed/custom bed extender
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04-02-2010, 02:25 PM	#20
Ranger Sport Honduras Solid Axled yo! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Honduras Year: 1999 Make: Ford Model: Ranger XLT Sport Engine: 2.5 (5spd) Class: SAS 4X4 Used For: Everything and more... Posts: 15,214 Rep Power: 68 iTrader: (1)	some people ask for a kleenex when they sneeze, chuck norris asks for a body bag. chuck norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks __________________ click for: Ranger Sport Honduras Level II (My D30 SAS 4WD) Mini Power Stroke (My bro's Crew Cab 4WD Ranger--Slow build) Ranger Militia Cardomain(All the trucks) Last edited by Ranger Sport Honduras; 04-02-2010 at 02:28 PM.
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04-02-2010, 03:12 PM	#21
red93terror Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Knoxville TN Year: 1993 Make: ford Model: f250 Engine: 7.3 turbo Class: 4x4 Posts: 288 Rep Power: 10 iTrader: (0)	chuck norris let the dogs out __________________ I miss my ranger if the guy who bought it shows up on this site, and you guys see it, tell him ill trade him my diesel even for it
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04-02-2010, 03:28 PM	#22
Ranger Sport Honduras Solid Axled yo! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Honduras Year: 1999 Make: Ford Model: Ranger XLT Sport Engine: 2.5 (5spd) Class: SAS 4X4 Used For: Everything and more... Posts: 15,214 Rep Power: 68 iTrader: (1)	chuck norris CAN believe its not butter macguyver can build a plane out of chewing gum and paper clips, but chuck norris can roundhouse kick his head through a wall and take it. __________________ click for: Ranger Sport Honduras Level II (My D30 SAS 4WD) Mini Power Stroke (My bro's Crew Cab 4WD Ranger--Slow build) Ranger Militia Cardomain(All the trucks)
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04-02-2010, 06:15 PM	#24
Ranger Sport Honduras Solid Axled yo! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Honduras Year: 1999 Make: Ford Model: Ranger XLT Sport Engine: 2.5 (5spd) Class: SAS 4X4 Used For: Everything and more... Posts: 15,214 Rep Power: 68 iTrader: (1)	when chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push his body up, he pushes the earth down __________________ click for: Ranger Sport Honduras Level II (My D30 SAS 4WD) Mini Power Stroke (My bro's Crew Cab 4WD Ranger--Slow build) Ranger Militia Cardomain(All the trucks)
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