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Old 04-02-2010, 08:47 AM   #11
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Chuck Norris is so Cool he doesn't have to memorize a script, he can just read from the teleprompter! And I bet he drives a first gen! LOL
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Old 04-02-2010, 09:13 AM   #12
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