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Old 11-11-2008, 01:11 PM   #21
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:12 PM   #22
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris' trears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

The last person to look at Chuck Norris was Ray Charles.

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:18 PM   #24
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might him cry but if he does it also makes him want to punch a baby

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow

Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
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Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pees
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Yo,
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, problem is Chuck Norris has never cried.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, problem is Chuck Norris has never cried.
hahahahaha
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Chuck Norris is one of two people that have ever successfully put an on/off switch on a roots supercharger....
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