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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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chuck norris's blood is what we humans know as sulfuric acid
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Chuck Norris wipes with 40-grit sandpaper.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Chuck Norris tap dances through mine fields wearing clown shoes.
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There are no A-Bombs...those explosions we see in the films were actually Chuck on Chili...and they were going to call them F-Bombs...but Chuck wanted them to be called C-Bombs...so they split the difference
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Abe Lincoln did not die and Chuck Norris was not born. When Lincoln was shot he hibernated for three days, became smaller and turned into Chuck Norris.
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i must concur with topher, that one was weak.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
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Prince Charles wanted to be called Prince Chuck...but Chuck Norris did not want his name associated with "Prince"...
Aside from that...the Royal Family hated it when Prince Charles and Princess Dianah appeared together and heard the people chanting "Up Chuck and Di"...
Aside from that...the Royal Family hated it when Prince Charles and Princess Dianah appeared together and heard the people chanting "Up Chuck and Di"...
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holy old thread batman .........
Lincoln may have freed the slaves....... but Chuck is everyone's master.
Lincoln may have freed the slaves....... but Chuck is everyone's master.
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haha....
Chuck actually died years ago...he's too stubborn to lay down and won't let anyone throw dirt on him...
Chuck actually died years ago...he's too stubborn to lay down and won't let anyone throw dirt on him...
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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter...
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