At the risk of sounding like a moron.... how do you do a parasitic draw test?
Pull each fuse with a bolt meter on the battery till you find the problem?
Sorta. First test your battery and make sure its not the problem and that it's fully charged.
Open the doors but set the latches closed so the interior light doesn't come on. Disconnect the negative battery cable and hook up your volt meter on the highest DC amp setting from the negative battery terminal to the negative battery cable. You will see the amp draw on the meter. Pull fuses one by one and watch the meter, when the amp draw drops you have found the right fuse. Look to see what circuit that fuse controls and you have narrowed down your problem to something on that circuit.
*you can NOT hit the brake pedal or turn anything on while your doing this or you will blow up your volt meter.
*there will always be some draw, this is from the computers keep alive memory and power door lock reciever so pulling some fuses may cause a tiny drop, ignore those.
This video does a decent job explaining it.