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Joe was at the bar and decided to go home. He tried to stand up but he fell down. He tried a couple more times but he kept on falling. He decided to just crawl out the door and try to stand up out there. He held himself up on a parking meter and let go and fell again. He tried that a couple more times but never quite stood up. Joe finally decided that he'd just crawl home since he only lived two blocks down the road.
When Joe got home he didn't want to wake up his wife, so he crawled into the house and crawled into bed.
The next morning his wife woke him up and demanded, "You were at the bar drinking last night weren't you?"
Joe replied "No baby I wasn't at no bar in this here town last night, I wasn't at no bar."
"Yea, well the bar called this morning," she replied, "and said that you left your wheelchair there last night."
When Joe got home he didn't want to wake up his wife, so he crawled into the house and crawled into bed.
The next morning his wife woke him up and demanded, "You were at the bar drinking last night weren't you?"
Joe replied "No baby I wasn't at no bar in this here town last night, I wasn't at no bar."
"Yea, well the bar called this morning," she replied, "and said that you left your wheelchair there last night."
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