91redneckranger
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- Aug 14, 2007
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- Age
- 37
- Location
- West milford NJ
- Vehicle Year
- 1999 2WD Ranger
- Transmission
- Manual
Well it turns out that this week hasn't been treating me too well so far. Sunday, at softball, I got laced with the ball in the back while coaching 3rd base, that caused a cracked rib. Monday my stepson wrecked his razor scooter by getting the front wheel jammed into a storm drain, and shredding the hell out of his arms and chest. Tuesday at a different softball game I blew out my knee again while rounding first base (which would have been an infield homerun if I didn't stop running). And finally, last night my wife decided she wanted to tie one on, which is fine, and proceeded to fall somewhere in the house and put a 3 1/2" gash in her forehead right above her eye. We were both drinking so there was no way for me to get her to the hospital, so I called the medics. After the police were FINALLY convinced that I didn't cause it, they took her to the hospital and left me behind with the kids. Normally I can suture a wound but this was WAYYYYYY out of my league. She's on her way home now, and she has 315 brand new stitches in her head and one hell of a headache. I want to laugh but at the same time I feel awful. I think I should just lock the doors and not do anything the rest of the week, I'm afraid to see what else could possibly go wrong. It's only Thursday....