What CHEVY really stands for...

[MrE_Powers]

gmc.......gay mans choice.

 

[HumphreyMurdoch]

How bout Ford backwards,

Driver Returns On Foot

 

[Toreadorranger]

Built "Ford tough" using other peoples stuff.

 

[sbsumerix]

we have a decal on the winshield on our jeep that says "built jeep tuff with chevy (its a chevy bowtie) suff" since it has a 350 in it then inside the bowtie it has a ford emblem since it also has a locked 8.8 in the rear

 

[AllanD]

Mopar-
My Old Piece Ain't Runnin

That's My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'

Jaguar
Just American Garbage Used And Recycled

Hyundai?
Hey, You Understand Nothing is Dependable And Inexpensive?

AD

 

[DumpsterGuy]

Ford can also be Found On Redneck Driveway. There are a lot of good ones on here. haha

 

[RangerFabWorks]

anyone got anyones on mitsubishi

 

[RangerFabWorks]

DODGE stands for "Dead Or Dying Gutless Engines"
DODGE NEON stands for "New Engines Often Needed"
MERCEDES stands for "Most Expensive Ridiculous Car Ever Driven by European Snobs"
CHEVY stands for "Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips"
GMC stands for "Gay Man's Cruiser"
OLDS MOBILE stands for "Old Ladies Driving Slowly"
SATURN stands for "Seems Always Totally Unbelievable Repairs Necessary"
FORD stands for "Found On Rubbish Dump"
AUDI stands for "Always Unsafe Designs Implemented"
BMW stands for "Bavarian Manure Wagon"
FERRARI stands for "Found Everywhere Really Rich Annoying Retards Inhabit"
RENAULT stands for "Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash"
HONDA ACCORD stands for "Another Crumpled Car On Road, Dead"
MITSUBISHI stands for "Many Innovations To Suck Unsuspecting Buyers Into Some Hellish Invention"
TOYOTA stands for "The One You Ought To Avoid"
HYUNDAI stands for "Here's Y U Never Drive An Import"
KIA "Koreans Invading America"

 

[snomaker321]

ford
at least they circled the problem

i always get a kick out of that one

 

[djhitz]

D.R.O.F.= Driver Returns On Foot
F.O.R.D.= Fast Ornrey Road Demon

 

[djhitz]

Overlooked, Humphrey.

Humphrey had first dibs.

Driver Returns On Foot[/QUOTE]

 

[88rangerboy]

There's a bunch of good ones on here.

http://www.ford-trucks.com/article/idx/6/015/article/Car_Acronyms.html

 

[RebelAssaultTruk]

camaro = cant america make a real one?

 

[floodz]

GMC - Garage Mans Companion

Not an acronym but o well... i believe its someones siggy

"90% of chevys are still on the road, the other 10% actually made it home"

 

[dirtsquirt]

Ok, I lied - I actually only know a few FORD jokes off the top of my head (figured google would be cheating), but I figured this is a Ford forum and it would be bad taste to put "Ford jokes" in the subject line...

So, I'll start:

FORD - Found on Reservation Dump

FORD - Found on Roadside Dead

FORD - Fix or Repair Daily

Let's hear 'em! I know you guys have plenty of them (CHEVY, MOPAR, bring it on!)

F O R D =====for of road driving!!!