Friday comes and it's time to get back to the ranger. I ride down with my sister-in-law and bring along two 15" teardrop wheels with nearly new tires to see if they'll fit my brother's 91 2WD ranger. We mount them on the truck then go for a test drive. Everything's good puttering around town, so we hit the highway to check for shudders.
We hit 60 MPH and suddenly, without warning, the truck slams to the ground and we lose speed fast. Luckily Rog isn't the panic type and he eases us over to the shoulder. I assume we had a blow out, but he says we lost a wheel! Sure enough...
We call my sister-in-law to have her bring my Ram and tow strap over. While waiting, we hear someone yelling from the road under the overpass we're stuck on. "Hey, you guys missing a wheel?" I couldn't believe it. I thought it was long gone. We shimmy down the side of the concrete hill, say many thank you's, and retrieve our escapee.
By the time Cathy shows up with my truck (and my 7 year old niece who's running a low-grade fever) a cop has stopped to keep us safe from traffic. We hook up the Ram and drag the ranger a few hundred feet to get it off the overpass so we have room to work. We throw the stock wheels back on, jump the dead battery, thank the cop for keeping us safe, and drive the wounded ranger back home. Slowly.
Lucky for my brother, I had recently given him front rotors that I bought but didn't fit my 4x4 ranger. He swapped them the next day and you'd never know anything happened. Otherthan the rotor, the only damage was a bent caliper slide pin and bruised egos.
The moral of the story is: if it comes with fancy lug nuts, USE THE FANCY LUG NUTS!